if you know my birth name:
- do not fucking call me by it
- do not fucking mention it
- do not fucking think about it
- just fucking dont
- dont do it
- my name is the name i say i go by
- fucking respect that
- im not asking for you to rip your arm off and give it to me
- IM ONLY ASKING FOR YOU TO NOT CALL ME BY MY BIRTH NAME.
So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.
nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND
HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND
NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN
I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES
NICK P L E A S E
BUT ISNT THIS HOW IT WORKS???